You may have noticed the site has been ‘blacked out’ in direct opposition to Australia’s proposed internet filter. This will probably be left in place for a while, but we’ll see what happens

Check out the brand new Party Posse MySpace page. Don’t forget to add them as a friend to keep up to date with all their crazy adventures and going ons.

Chopper is back at The Fringe this year and we are going once again. After last year’s performances this should be just as good, if not better. Date yet to be decided but we should get in quick before all the good days sell out. Check out the Fringe site here: Make Deadshits History

From the Fringe site:

“After 2007’s sell-out ‘Harden the F*ck Up Australia’, Heath Franklin’s comedy character, Chopper (Network 10’s Ronnie Johns Half Hour) returns, tackling an issue bigger than world poverty or global warming – eradicating the terminally stupid, the deadshits. Finally, a cause we can all support. Help Chopper help you ‘Make Deadshits History’. ”

“They say charity begins at home; sometime it begins at the end of a gun. Bono, Chris Martin, Bob Geldof – all the songs in the world aren’t going to change the fact, the world has been a safer place for total deadshits. A new charity collector is in town, and this one know how to make you donate.”

“Natural selection needs a hurry a long. It’s time to let Chopper take over and get all ‘Darwin’ on our asses. Forget Band Aid, Live Aid, Whinge Fucking Whinge Aid, finally there’s a charity we can all get behind. Help Chopper help you ‘Make Deadshits History’*.”

“All we are saying is give the global eradication of deadshits a chance.”

“Together, we can do this.”

” * A dollar from every ticket sale goes to Chopper ‘Make Deadshits History’ Foundation, to help get deadshits and drug addicts off the street, but bullets don’t come cheap, so buy tickets now.”

Where to start? What a big, exciting night. It all started about 5pm when I picked Kate up from the airport so she could party the year away with me. Took some beers to the airport for her, then dropped her back at her house so she could get ready, and I could go home and do the same.

Once Mark and I had got ready, we packed the esky (although forgot the V & Red Bull) and headed to Kate’s to pick her up, then on to Benni D’s for a beer or 2. After about an hour at Ben’s, we headed off again, this time to the Rent-A-Crowd Headquarters (with a detour to pickup the V & Red Bull) for BBQ and many drinks before seeing the New Year in at HQ Complex.

Great times were had with great people as we drank some beers, vodka, jagerbombs, sour monkey and whatever else was available. We had food, music, a sparkler bomb, glow sticks, just to name a few things.

After this, me Kate & Mark headed to HQ where we drank some more and danced the night & year away. It gets a bit hazy after this and I am not really sure where I was when the new year rang in, but I am sure it was good. Then about 2.30am I left HQ on foot to head back to Steve’s. I didn’t get there until about 4.30 when Mark and Kate eventually found me and dropped me off in the taxi. I had wandered the streets for nearly 2 hours, not really sure where I was. I did meet some nice policemen though which I had a chat with before they sent me on my way. I also jumped some fences and grazed my knee and bruised my foot… badly.

Spent another hour or two sitting around and talking shit before we all crashed in the multiple available beds and then getting up only a few hours later for people to go to work and also for us to clean up our mess. All in all I’m about 80% sure it was a great night. Be sure to check out the gallery for the photos, and let me know if you know anyone in then, because there is people I posed with that I don’t know. Oh how I love it!

With the new photo gallery that’s now on here we can show random images from any of the photo albums. Check out some of them below:

Last night started off at my place with me, Viscous, Snowflake and Mark having a few drinks at my place and rocking Guitar Hero III before heading in to Flashdance. We headed in there about 10.30 thinking we’ll get in fair quick because of our so called “Priority Entry” cards. No deal. All they give you is free entry, no priority about it. Strike 1 to HQ. So then we had to line up in the line for nearly an hour just to get in. Damn lines, although we did meet some pretty cool people in the line and had some pretty random conversations. When we finally got in they said they were only letting 9 more people in after us unless people started coming out. Lucky for us!

Saw lots of people I knew there. Met up with Clem and her friend Michelle. Randomly saw Benni D at the bar, had lots of drinks, had a jaegerbomb with the crackwhore Kaitlin then went to (flash) dance! Mark and James got sunnies from the giveaway, Michelle got a Vodka Cruiser shirt, which I then stole and wore. Haha, now it’s dirty. Damn white shirt! Then I stole a poster, that was clever of me.

Then I saw my friend Eddie and we had some drinks, good times, until….. I was walking past somewhere and one of the bouncers grabs me and drags me outside! I didn’t even do anything, except steal a poster, but that was ages before then. Strike 2 for HQ!

Then we ended up heading over to Macca’s and having cheeseburgers. Good end to the night, no thanks to HQ. Ended up getting home about 3.30AM maybe 4ish. Now I am at work waiting for our Xmas lunch of Pig-on-a-Spit to cure this hangover of mine… Oh, and the beer that is being provided, I am sure that will help too

This is just a quick message from all of the Evil Ninja Pirates wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas. We hope to party with you soon. Take care, and if we don’t see you before the New Year, get drunk and have a blast, because we will be!

See our Xmas present to you here.

Check us featuring on YouTube dancing to Tenishia at Paul Van Dyk’s Beach Party!

We’re famous!!!

Yarrr, welcome to the Evil Ninja Pirates website. After too long we are finally back online, with a new website that promises* to be updated regularly. While you’re here, check out the forums, they’re a wealth of useless information. If you’re lucky enough you can have your own @evilninjapirates.com email address, there is 5 of them up for grabs. Depending on demand we may have a competition to see who gets them, it’ll probably involve drinking, and will probably be in The Room. Keep checking the forums to find out when this will be happening

* Not a promise