Evil Ninja Pirates represent everything about us. We are evil, especially Scotty & Dung, we are Ninja’s, due to our stealthiness, among other things, and we are Pirates, because pirates are badass. Oh, and because we sail the 7 seas pillaging towns and plundering gold. There is always openings available for wenches on the ship so feel free to apply by sending an email to careers@evilninjapirates.com.

Apart from that we just engage in general craziness and shenanigans together. We never have a dull moment and just do what we want when we want. So, do you want to be an Evil Ninja Pirate too? I thought so. Good luck!

Meet the Evil Ninja Pirates here.