Yarrr, welcome to the Evil Ninja Pirates website. After too long we are finally back online, with a new website that promises* to be updated regularly. While you’re here, check out the forums, they’re a wealth of useless information. If you’re lucky enough you can have your own @evilninjapirates.com email address, there is 5 of them up for grabs. Depending on demand we may have a competition to see who gets them, it’ll probably involve drinking, and will probably be in The Room. Keep checking the forums to find out when this will be happening

* Not a promise